Enjoy a daily episode of the following old comedy programs at the H4 header(s) following the list of programs:
Abbott And Costello Amos And Andy An Evening With Groucho Andrew Sisters Andy Griffith Archie Andrews Bill Cosby Bing Crosby Blondie And Dagwood Bob Hope Burns And Allen Command Performance Father Knows Best Jack Benny Jimmy Durante Mail Call Milton Berle Red Skelton The Dean Martin Jerry Lewis Show The Jack Paar Show Voice Of The Army
We have daily episodes of the following detective programs:
Adventures By Morse Boston Blackie Calling All Cars Charlie Chan Dick Tracy Dragnet Hercule Poirot Let George Do It Nero Wolfe Nick Carter Master Detective Perry Mason Philip Marlowe Police Headquarters Sam Spade Secrets Of Scotland Yard Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes Smurfmeat That Hammer Guy The Falcon
Daily episodes of the following programs:
Academy Award Theater Authors Playhouse Buck Rogers Campbell Playhouse Cavalcade Of America Encore Theater Family Theater Father Coughlin Ford Theatre Of The Air Hancocks Half Hour Horatio Hornblower Humphrey Bogart Magic Island Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2 N B C University Theatre Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story Philco Radio Time Radio City Playhouse Readers Digest Tarzan The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu Words At War
Daily episodes of the following history programs:
A F R S Armed Forced Vietnam Mr. President Soldiers Of The Press Voices History Winston Churchill World War I I Broadcasts You Are There news01
The following great mystery programs:
Black Museum Cloak And Dagger Counterspy Dangerous Assignment Ellery Queen Incredible But True Molle Mystery Theatre Mr. And Mrs. North Murder At Midnight Ripley's Believe It Or Not Secret Agent K7 Spy Catcher The Saint Vincent Price The Shadow The Whistler This Is Your F B I Top Secret True Detective Mysteries
Daily episodes of the outstanding western programs:
Cisco Kid Fort Laramie Gene Autry Gunsmoke Have Gun Will Travel Hopalong Cassidy Roy Rogers Smiley Burnette Tales Of The Texas Rangers The Lone Ranger The Tom Mix Ralston Straightshooters Wild Bill Hickock
Oil Changing Instructions Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. --- Men: 1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. 3. Open a beer and drink it. 4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7. Place drain pan under engine. 8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9. Give up and use crescent wrench. 10. Unscrew drain plug. 11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process. 12. Clean up. 13. Have another beer while oil is draining. 14. Look for oil filter wrench. 15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriver and twist it off. 16. Beer. 17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow. 18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. 19. Throw oil lift (AKA kitty litter) on oil spilled during step 18. 20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday. 21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first. 23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 24. Remember drain plug from step 11. 25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains onto floor. 27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame. 28. Bang head on floor board in reaction. 29. Begin cussing fit. 30. Throw wrench. 31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December(1992) in the left boob. 32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle. 33. Beer. 34. Beer. 35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil. 36. Beer. 37. Lower car from jack stands. 38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands. 39. Move car back to apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter) to fresh oil spilled during step 23. 40. Drive car.
Useless laws weaken the necessary laws. -Montesquieu