Enjoy a daily episode of the following old comedy programs at the H4 header(s) following the list of programs:
Abbott And Costello Amos And Andy An Evening With Groucho Andrew Sisters Andy Griffith Archie Andrews Bill Cosby Bing Crosby Blondie And Dagwood Bob Hope Burns And Allen Command Performance Father Knows Best Jack Benny Jimmy Durante Mail Call Milton Berle Red Skelton The Dean Martin Jerry Lewis Show The Jack Paar Show Voice Of The Army
We have daily episodes of the following detective programs:
Adventures By Morse Boston Blackie Calling All Cars Charlie Chan Dick Tracy Dragnet Hercule Poirot Let George Do It Nero Wolfe Nick Carter Master Detective Perry Mason Philip Marlowe Police Headquarters Sam Spade Secrets Of Scotland Yard Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes Smurfmeat That Hammer Guy The Falcon
Daily episodes of the following programs:
Academy Award Theater Authors Playhouse Buck Rogers Campbell Playhouse Cavalcade Of America Encore Theater Family Theater Father Coughlin Ford Theatre Of The Air Hancocks Half Hour Horatio Hornblower Humphrey Bogart Magic Island Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2 N B C University Theatre Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story Philco Radio Time Radio City Playhouse Readers Digest Tarzan The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu Words At War
Daily episodes of the following history programs:
A F R S Armed Forced Vietnam Mr. President Soldiers Of The Press Voices History Winston Churchill World War I I Broadcasts You Are There news01
The following great mystery programs:
Black Museum Cloak And Dagger Counterspy Dangerous Assignment Ellery Queen Incredible But True Molle Mystery Theatre Mr. And Mrs. North Murder At Midnight Ripley's Believe It Or Not Secret Agent K7 Spy Catcher The Saint Vincent Price The Shadow The Whistler This Is Your F B I Top Secret True Detective Mysteries
Daily episodes of the outstanding western programs:
Cisco Kid Fort Laramie Gene Autry Gunsmoke Have Gun Will Travel Hopalong Cassidy Roy Rogers Smiley Burnette Tales Of The Texas Rangers The Lone Ranger The Tom Mix Ralston Straightshooters Wild Bill Hickock
JOKES FOR THE OLDER CROWD
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has To be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition Because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
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An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table Awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, A renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia He asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; Do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, If something happens to me . Your mother is going to come And live with you and your wife...."
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you Stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem Worth waiting in line for
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the Roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would Like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything Either dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill Without getting to the top.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging Is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, But being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when former classmates are so gray And wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, You won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground With sticks, it was called witchcraft..
Today, it's called golf
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Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart When they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that I'm looking for my Wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I Was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a
Coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
Find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you
Find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, Tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, And is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
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When I got home last night, My wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive.
So I took her to a gas station !!!!!!!
A nation can survive its fools and even the ambitious.But it can not survive treason from within. Our enemy at the gates is less formidable, for is known and he carries his banners openly against the city. But the traitor lives among those within the gates freely, his sly whispers, rutting through the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears no traitor, he speaks in the accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their garments and he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rats the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of a city, he infects the body politics, so it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to be feared. A traitor is the plague. Marcus Tullius Cicero