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Old-Time-Radio Programs in English

Comedy

Enjoy a daily episode of the following old comedy programs at the H4 header(s) following the list of programs:

Abbott And Costello
Amos And Andy
An Evening With Groucho
Andrew Sisters
Andy Griffith
Archie Andrews
Bill Cosby
Bing Crosby
Blondie And Dagwood
Bob Hope
Burns And Allen
Command Performance
Father Knows Best
Jack Benny
Jimmy Durante
Mail Call
Milton Berle
Red Skelton
The Dean Martin Jerry Lewis Show
The Jack Paar Show
Voice Of The Army

https://AccessibleStreaming.com


Detective

We have daily episodes of the following detective programs:

Adventures By Morse
Boston Blackie
Calling All Cars
Charlie Chan
Dick Tracy
Dragnet
Hercule Poirot
Let George Do It
Nero Wolfe
Nick Carter Master Detective
Perry Mason
Philip Marlowe
Police Headquarters
Sam Spade
Secrets Of Scotland Yard
Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone
Sherlock Holmes Smurfmeat
That Hammer Guy
The Falcon

https://OcalaRadio.com


Drama

Daily episodes of the following programs:

Academy Award Theater
Authors Playhouse
Buck Rogers
Campbell Playhouse
Cavalcade Of America
Encore Theater
Family Theater
Father Coughlin
Ford Theatre Of The Air
Hancocks Half Hour
Horatio Hornblower
Humphrey Bogart
Magic Island
Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2
N B C University Theatre
Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story
Philco Radio Time
Radio City Playhouse
Readers Digest
Tarzan
The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu
Words At War

https://assurance.us


History

Daily episodes of the following history programs:

A F R S
Armed Forced Vietnam
Mr. President
Soldiers Of The Press
Voices History
Winston Churchill
World War I I Broadcasts
You Are There
news01

https://autorespond.us


Mystery

The following great mystery programs:

Black Museum
Cloak And Dagger
Counterspy
Dangerous Assignment
Ellery Queen
Incredible But True
Molle Mystery Theatre
Mr. And Mrs. North
Murder At Midnight
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Secret Agent K7
Spy Catcher
The Saint Vincent Price
The Shadow
The Whistler
This Is Your F B I
Top Secret
True Detective Mysteries

https://BlindHost.net


Western

Daily episodes of the outstanding western programs:

Cisco Kid
Fort Laramie
Gene Autry
Gunsmoke
Have Gun Will Travel
Hopalong Cassidy
Roy Rogers
Smiley Burnette
Tales Of The Texas Rangers
The Lone Ranger
The Tom Mix Ralston Straightshooters
Wild Bill Hickock

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Joke of the Day

Heaven, Hell and the Human Resources Director

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. "You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. "What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend eternity."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman. "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends-fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.

They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it; it was time to leave.  Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator.  The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said. The woman paused for a second and then replied,

"Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell," so St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.  When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her." I don't understand," stammered the woman, "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time.  Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're staff..."
Jerry Winter
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Thought of the Day


Governments harangue about deficits to get more revenue so they can spend more.
-Allan H. Meltzer