Enjoy a daily episode of the following old comedy programs at the H4 header(s) following the list of programs:
Abbott And Costello Amos And Andy An Evening With Groucho Andrew Sisters Andy Griffith Archie Andrews Bill Cosby Bing Crosby Blondie And Dagwood Bob Hope Burns And Allen Command Performance Father Knows Best Jack Benny Jimmy Durante Mail Call Milton Berle Red Skelton The Dean Martin Jerry Lewis Show The Jack Paar Show Voice Of The Army
We have daily episodes of the following detective programs:
Adventures By Morse Boston Blackie Calling All Cars Charlie Chan Dick Tracy Dragnet Hercule Poirot Let George Do It Nero Wolfe Nick Carter Master Detective Perry Mason Philip Marlowe Police Headquarters Sam Spade Secrets Of Scotland Yard Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes Smurfmeat That Hammer Guy The Falcon
Daily episodes of the following programs:
Academy Award Theater Authors Playhouse Buck Rogers Campbell Playhouse Cavalcade Of America Encore Theater Family Theater Father Coughlin Ford Theatre Of The Air Hancocks Half Hour Horatio Hornblower Humphrey Bogart Magic Island Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2 N B C University Theatre Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story Philco Radio Time Radio City Playhouse Readers Digest Tarzan The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu Words At War
Daily episodes of the following history programs:
A F R S Armed Forced Vietnam Mr. President Soldiers Of The Press Voices History Winston Churchill World War I I Broadcasts You Are There news01
The following great mystery programs:
Black Museum Cloak And Dagger Counterspy Dangerous Assignment Ellery Queen Incredible But True Molle Mystery Theatre Mr. And Mrs. North Murder At Midnight Ripley's Believe It Or Not Secret Agent K7 Spy Catcher The Saint Vincent Price The Shadow The Whistler This Is Your F B I Top Secret True Detective Mysteries
Daily episodes of the outstanding western programs:
Cisco Kid Fort Laramie Gene Autry Gunsmoke Have Gun Will Travel Hopalong Cassidy Roy Rogers Smiley Burnette Tales Of The Texas Rangers The Lone Ranger The Tom Mix Ralston Straightshooters Wild Bill Hickock
COWS AND POLITICS : DEMOCRAT: : You have two cows. : Your neighbor has none. : You feel guilty for being successful. : You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to : sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then : take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. : You feel righteous. : Barbara Streisand sings for you. : : SOCIALIST: : You have two cows. : The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. : You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. : : REPUBLICAN: : You have two cows. : Your neighbor has none. : So? : : COMMUNIST: : You have two cows. : The government seizes both and provides you with milk. : You wait in line for hours to get it. : It is expensive and sour. : : CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: : You have two cows. : You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. : : DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: : You have two cows. : The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support : a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from : your government. : : BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: : You have two cows. : The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you : for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain. : : AMERICAN CORPORATION: : You have two cows. : You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. : You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. : You are surprised when one cow drops dead. : You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and : are reducing expenses. : Your stock goes up. : : FRENCH CORPORATION: : You have two cows. : You go on strike because you want three cows. : You go to lunch. : Life is good. : : JAPANESE CORPORATION: : You have two cows. : You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and : produce twenty times the milk. : They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. : Most are at the top of their class at cow school. : : GERMAN CORPORATION: : You have two cows. : You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give : excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. : Unfortunately, they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. : : ITALIAN CORPORATION: : You have two cows but you don't know where they are. : While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. : You break for lunch. : Life is good. : : RUSSIAN CORPORATION: : You have two cows. : You count them and learn you have five cows. : You have some more vodka. : You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. : You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. : You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. : You produce your 10th five year plan in the last three months. : The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. : : TALIBAN CORPORATION: : You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. : You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private : parts. : Then you kill them and claim a U.S. bomb blew them up while they were : in the hospital. : : POLISH CORPORATION: : You have two bulls. : Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them. : : FLORIDA POLITICS: : You have a black cow and a brown cow. : Everyone votes for the best looking one. : Some of the people who like the brown one best vote for the black one. : Some people vote for both. : Some people vote for neither. : Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. : Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the : best-looking cow.
A man dies when he refuses to stand up for that which is right. A man dies when he refuses to stand up for justice -Martin Luther King, 3/8/1965