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Old-Time-Radio Programs in English

Comedy

Enjoy a daily episode of the following old comedy programs at the H4 header(s) following the list of programs:

Abbott And Costello
Amos And Andy
An Evening With Groucho
Andrew Sisters
Andy Griffith
Archie Andrews
Bill Cosby
Bing Crosby
Blondie And Dagwood
Bob Hope
Burns And Allen
Command Performance
Father Knows Best
Jack Benny
Jimmy Durante
Mail Call
Milton Berle
Red Skelton
The Dean Martin Jerry Lewis Show
The Jack Paar Show
Voice Of The Army

https://AccessibleStreaming.com


Detective

We have daily episodes of the following detective programs:

Adventures By Morse
Boston Blackie
Calling All Cars
Charlie Chan
Dick Tracy
Dragnet
Hercule Poirot
Let George Do It
Nero Wolfe
Nick Carter Master Detective
Perry Mason
Philip Marlowe
Police Headquarters
Sam Spade
Secrets Of Scotland Yard
Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone
Sherlock Holmes Smurfmeat
That Hammer Guy
The Falcon

https://OcalaRadio.com


Drama

Daily episodes of the following programs:

Academy Award Theater
Authors Playhouse
Buck Rogers
Campbell Playhouse
Cavalcade Of America
Encore Theater
Family Theater
Father Coughlin
Ford Theatre Of The Air
Hancocks Half Hour
Horatio Hornblower
Humphrey Bogart
Magic Island
Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2
N B C University Theatre
Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story
Philco Radio Time
Radio City Playhouse
Readers Digest
Tarzan
The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu
Words At War

https://assurance.us


History

Daily episodes of the following history programs:

A F R S
Armed Forced Vietnam
Mr. President
Soldiers Of The Press
Voices History
Winston Churchill
World War I I Broadcasts
You Are There
news01

https://autorespond.us


Mystery

The following great mystery programs:

Black Museum
Cloak And Dagger
Counterspy
Dangerous Assignment
Ellery Queen
Incredible But True
Molle Mystery Theatre
Mr. And Mrs. North
Murder At Midnight
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Secret Agent K7
Spy Catcher
The Saint Vincent Price
The Shadow
The Whistler
This Is Your F B I
Top Secret
True Detective Mysteries

https://BlindHost.net


Western

Daily episodes of the outstanding western programs:

Cisco Kid
Fort Laramie
Gene Autry
Gunsmoke
Have Gun Will Travel
Hopalong Cassidy
Roy Rogers
Smiley Burnette
Tales Of The Texas Rangers
The Lone Ranger
The Tom Mix Ralston Straightshooters
Wild Bill Hickock

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Joke of the Day

 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
 ambulance.
 
 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front!
 of a skating rink.
 
 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
 to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
 people can buy cigarettes at the front.
 
 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
 fries, and a diet coke.
 
 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
 the! pens to the counters.
 
 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
 in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
 
 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls
 and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
 didn't want to talk to in the first place.
 
 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
 buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)
 
 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
 process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
 'bloodsucking creatures'.
 
 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
 Braille lettering.
 
 EVER WONDER ~~~~
 
 Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
 
 Why women can't put on mascara with their
 mouth closed?
 
 Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
 
 Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
 
 Why is it that doctors call what they do
 "practice"?
 
 Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
 
 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
 liquid is made with real lemons?
 
 Why is the man who invests all your money
 called a broker?
 
 Why is the time of day with the slowest
 traffic called rush hour?
 
 Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
 
 When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
 
 ! Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
 
 Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
 
 You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
 don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
 
 Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
 
 Why are they called apartments when they
 are all stuck together?
 
 If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
 
 If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 
 ~~~~~
 
 In case you needed further proof that the
 human race is doomed through stupidity,
 here are some actual label instructions
 on consumer goods.
 
 On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while
 sleeping. ( and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
 
 On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
 Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
 
 On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
 would be how??...)
 
 On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
 it's "just" a suggestion.)
 
 On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on
 bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
 
 On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
 heating." (...and you thought????...)
 
 On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
 wouldn't this save me more time?)
 
 On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
 machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce
 the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
 
 On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm
 taking this because???....)
 
 On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
 (as opposed to...what?)
 
 On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
 (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
 
 On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
 flash)
 
 On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
 "Instructions: Open! packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly
 Delta?)
 
 
 On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
 enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents
 for this one.)
 
 On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
 or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
 
 Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
 stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
 (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all
 need to smile every once in a while.
 


Thought of the Day


The evils of tyranny are rarely seen but by him who resists it.
-John Hay