Old-Time-Radio Programs in English
Comedy
Enjoy a daily episode of the following old comedy programs at the H4 header(s) following the list of programs:
Abbott And Costello
Amos And Andy
An Evening With Groucho
Andrew Sisters
Andy Griffith
Archie Andrews
Bill Cosby
Bing Crosby
Blondie And Dagwood
Bob Hope
Burns And Allen
Command Performance
Father Knows Best
Jack Benny
Jimmy Durante
Mail Call
Milton Berle
Red Skelton
The Dean Martin Jerry Lewis Show
The Jack Paar Show
Voice Of The Army
Detective
We have daily episodes of the following detective programs:
Adventures By Morse
Boston Blackie
Calling All Cars
Charlie Chan
Dick Tracy
Dragnet
Hercule Poirot
Let George Do It
Nero Wolfe
Nick Carter Master Detective
Perry Mason
Philip Marlowe
Police Headquarters
Sam Spade
Secrets Of Scotland Yard
Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone
Sherlock Holmes Smurfmeat
That Hammer Guy
The Falcon
Drama
Daily episodes of the following programs:
Academy Award Theater
Authors Playhouse
Buck Rogers
Campbell Playhouse
Cavalcade Of America
Encore Theater
Family Theater
Father Coughlin
Ford Theatre Of The Air
Hancocks Half Hour
Horatio Hornblower
Humphrey Bogart
Magic Island
Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2
N B C University Theatre
Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story
Philco Radio Time
Radio City Playhouse
Readers Digest
Tarzan
The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu
Words At War
History
Daily episodes of the following history programs:
A F R S
Armed Forced Vietnam
Mr. President
Soldiers Of The Press
Voices History
Winston Churchill
World War I I Broadcasts
You Are There
news01
Mystery
The following great mystery programs:
Black Museum
Cloak And Dagger
Counterspy
Dangerous Assignment
Ellery Queen
Incredible But True
Molle Mystery Theatre
Mr. And Mrs. North
Murder At Midnight
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Secret Agent K7
Spy Catcher
The Saint Vincent Price
The Shadow
The Whistler
This Is Your F B I
Top Secret
True Detective Mysteries
Western
Daily episodes of the outstanding western programs:
Cisco Kid
Fort Laramie
Gene Autry
Gunsmoke
Have Gun Will Travel
Hopalong Cassidy
Roy Rogers
Smiley Burnette
Tales Of The Texas Rangers
The Lone Ranger
The Tom Mix Ralston Straightshooters
Wild Bill Hickock
Joke of the Day
From: Dennis
Sent: Sunday, December 3, 2017 1:17 PM
To: Dennis
Subject: Dennis' Sunday Christmas Stuff!
Attachments: Cotton Top Mountain Sanctified Singers_Christ Was Born On Christmas
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Mike that NY/FL snowbird tells us about, A New toy just in time for Christmas.
The latest toy has hit the shops... a talking Muslim doll.
Nobody knows what it says,
and no one has the guts to pull the cord.
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Stephen (FHD) from FL sent these!
Have you seen these houses where people over do it with their Christmas decorations? The houses with
ten thousand blinking lights, the giant inflatable Santa’s and the loudspeakers blaring Christmas music...
Are we supposed to believe those people are deeply religious? I mean, even God just put up the North
Star when Jesus was born. He didn't do a meteor shower, a giant volcano and a solar eclipse. - Jay Leno
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At the typical Christmas dinner, Mom is always yelling, "Get out of my kitchen!"
The grown kids are always yelling at their tiny offspring, "Stop running! You'll break Grandma's
furniture!"
Dad is always yelling, "Get out of the way! I can't see the TV set!"
The little ones are yelling, "It's my toy! Let me play with it!"
This is why this is known as the Holler Day Season.
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Browsing through a magazine, John was caught by a story about chickens, which have yellow eyes, being
fitted with red contact lenses, which "make them eat
less, lay more, and stop henpecking." That's what it said.
John turns to Jill and says, "You know, once word of this gets around, rose-colored glasses are going to
be the hottest Christmas gift from husbands to wives."
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Jim from Long Island sent, Guide Dogs' Night Before Christmas.
'Twas the night before Christmas and the kennels were still, with most dogs now asleep having eaten
their fill.
The Labradors sprawled out, quite snug in their beds, while visions of ANYTHING edible danced in their
heads.
the Goldens and Shepherds curled up on the floor, some twitched in their sleep and some even did
snore.
The dog food was stacked in the feed room with care, in hopes that a trainer soon would be there.
On the window ledge, one of the kennel cats lay, surveying the lawn at the end of this day.
Something was different, that little cat knew. Tonight something would happen, it had to be true.
For that day as the workers had left to go home, They'd wished Merry Christmas! before starting to
roam.
The dogs had noticed it to during this past week's walks, the trainers seemed just that much happier and
eager to talk.
In the mall where they worked through the maze of people and stores, there were decoration and music
and distractions galore!
Most dogs pranced along without worry or fear, but some balked at the man on the sleigh and those
fake looking deer.
The cat was almost asleep too when he first heard the sound, a whoosh through the air and a jingle
around.
It reminded him of a dog's collar when the animal shook, but this sound kept on growing. He'd better go
look.
From the ceiling there came a faint sort of thunk, as the kennel cat climbed to the highest pile of junk.
Once before people had worked on the roof, and come down through the trap door to a chorus of
"Woooof!"
But the dogs still were quiet, all sleeping so sound, as this man dressed in red made his way right on
down.
He patted the cat as he climbed past his spot, then made his way right to the trainers' coffee pot.
A shepherd sat up, not fully awake, then a Golden followed her with a mighty loud shake.
That did it! All the dogs sprang to life with loud noise. In spite of the din, the old man kept his poise.
He filled the pot full and it started to brew, then he pulled up a chair and took in the view.
Dogs all around him, so carefully bred, he knew well their jobs, the blind people they led.
Some had stopped barking and looked at him now, while others delighted in their own deafening howl.
Laying a finger in front of his lips, the jolly old man silenced the excitable yips.
"You all may not know me, but I'm Santa Claus," the old man smiled and took a short pause,
While he filled up his mug with hot liquid and cream, "I've always wanted to stop here. It's been one of
my dreams."
The cat had climbed down and was exploring Santa's sack. "Yes, little kitty, that's an empty pack."
Santa smiled as he drank and looked at those eyes, deep brown ones and gold ones held wide in
surprise.
Some of these dogs, he'd seen just last year, in their puppy homes, cute and full of holiday cheer.
He'd seen the effects of a pup on the tree, but now they were here at the school, just waiting to be.
"I didn't bring you presents or bones just to chew.
I'll tell you something better, what you are going to do."
"You all will work hard and the trainers will share, both praise and correction, gentle and fair."
"You'll go lots of places and face big scary things.
You'll ride buses and subways and hear fire sirens ring."
"Cars will drive at you but you will stand strong, not moving into danger, not moving toward wrong."
"And then just when you think that this trainer's the best, the kindest, and funnest person, toss away all
the rest,"
"That trainer will begin to ignore you and give you away, handing your leash over despite your dismay."
"Now the person who pets you and feeds you will be a blind person. That's a person who can't see."
" This man or this woman may see just a tad, but their view's missing parts or the focus is bad."
"So you, well trained dogs, will act as their eyes.
You will work as a team and discover the size"
"Of this great world we live in, because you will go a million new places with this person, you know."
Santa sipped at his coffee and looked over the brood, knowing what he had to say next might sound
kind of rude.
"Not all of you will make it and become canine guides.
Your time here isn't wasted though. You won't be cast aside."
"Some of you will be drug dogs and some will find bombs.
Some will become pets in a home with a dad and a mom."
"All these things are important. People wait on long lists, to receive such good dogs as you, the school
folks insist."
The last drop of coffee had gone into his cup as Santa turned, smiling at each wide eyed pup.
"The best gift of all is to give something back.
That's why there's nothing for you all inside of my pack."
Draining his mug, Santa went to each pen, and petted and scratched each dog again and again.
"Now next year and many more years after that, you all will give gifts wherever you're at."
"You might lick a hand that's had a bad day, Or notice a car and step out of the way."
"You might help catch a crook or discover some loot, Or just bring some joy to a tired old man in a funny
red suit."
"Your master will love you and treat you with care.
In return, your training and trust will always be there."
After the last dog had been petted and soothed, Santa put away the coffee pot and made ready to
move.
Up the ladder he rose to the door high above, with a smile and a wave as he slipped on his gloves.
And all the dog ears were pricked as he disappeared out of sight.
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night!"
(Author Unknown)
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Tom from Long Island said, I'll say it!
YOU CAN'T STEAL MY CHRISTMAS
Poem by Sharon Steege
I don't know who they are
Saying I can't greet the crowd
The way that I want to
Can't say CHRISTMAS out loud.
I walk into a business place
See things that I rather not see
But dare I not say CHRISTMAS
And ask for a "holiday" tree.
What happened to freedom of speech
And living in the land of the free
How can they take my CHRISTMAS money
But can't say MERRY CHRISTMAS to me.
Men and women have given their lives
So we could still go free
I wonder how they would feel
At saying "HOLIDAY" TREE.
Come on AMERICA let's wake up
Don't let our freedom escape
If they get by with doing this
What else will they take.
This is starting to get out of hand,
And I've begun to keep track
Well I've just about had enough
I'M TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK.
So MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA
I hope this gets all over the net
If we all stand united and take freedom back
'Twill be our best CHRISTMAS YET!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
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Remember his song, It’s a Wonderful Time of the Year?
Parody of an Andy Williams song!
http://www.hannity.com/articles/election-493995/hilarious-trump-christmas-parody-its-the-15354656/
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Attached is a bluesy Christmas song from 1929 by the Cotton Top Mountain Sanctified Singers, with
Frankie Half-Pint Jackson as the lead singer, who was also a female impersonator, this is called Christ
was born on Christmas Morn.
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Thought of the Day
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.
~Norman Vincent Peale
