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English Old-Time-Radio Programs

Comedy & Music

https://AccessibleStreaming.com

OTR Programs Included:

  1. Abbott and Costello
  2. Amos and Andy
  3. Andrew Sisters

Detective

https://publish.bz

OTR programs included:

  1. Adventures by Morse
  2. Hercule Poirot
  3. Nero Wolfe
  4. That Hammer Guy

https://ocalaradio.com

Old-Time-Radio Programs included:

  1. Dick Tracy
  2. Phillip Marlow
  3. Sam Spade
  4. Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone

History, old music & radio ads

https://old.bz

OTR programs included:

  1. OTR history programs
  2. OTR radio commercials
  3. OTR music, including wax cylinders

Western

https://unhurriedly.com

OTR westerns included:

  1. Gene Autry
  2. Have Gun Willl Travel
  3. Hopalong Cassidy
  4. Roy Rogers

Emisoras de radio por internet

https://radiogeneral.com

Programas:

  1. La Tremenda Corte con Pototo y Filomeno
  2. Música variada por Paqui Sánchez Galbarro
  3. Anuncios antiguos de España, Cuba, México, Chile y otros

https://desinteresadamente.com

Comedia - Cuentos - Guerra

Alterna programas radiales antiguos de comedia, cuentos y guerra.


https://habana.bz

Programas:

  1. Rafles, el ladrón de las manos de seda
  2. Museo Negro
  3. Música cubana antigua

https://hoy.bz

  1. Programas de Juan Antonio Cebrián
  2. Alternan con pasodobles

https://RadioCiego.com

  1. Programas de terror
  2. Programas de Misterio
  3. Anuncios antiguos de España, Cuba, México, Chile, etc.

https://RadioTiflo.com

  1. Novelas
  2. Series

La emisora emite, de forma aleatoria, episodios de novelas y de series radiales.


Cine con Audesc

https://Generosamente.com

https://RadioCine.es

https://TifloCine.com


Podcasts

https://EIberoAmerica.com

  1. Entrevistas
  2. Tutoriales
  3. música
  4. Viajes y leyendas
  5. poesía
  6. Literatura

Joke of the Day

Subject: Women Jokes



 WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

 She's sitting at the table with her gourmet
 coffee.
 Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
 Her daughter is on the cover of Business
 Week.
 Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
 And her husband is on the back of the milk
 carton.



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WOMEN'S REVENGE
 "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after
 folding items the woman
 wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her
 wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television
 set in her purse.
 "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I
 asked.
 "No," she replied, "but my husband refused
 to come shopping with me,
 and I figured this was the most evil thing I
 could do to him legally."



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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take
 boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair
 out by the root,
 and still be afraid of a spider.



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 MARRIAGE SEMINAR

 While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing
 with
 communication, Tom and his wife Grace
 listened to the instructor,
 "It is essential that husbands and wives
 know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed
 the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
 Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
 whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"


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 Cigarettes and Tampons

 A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up &
 down the aisles.
 The sales girl notices him and asks if she
 can help him. He answers that he is looking for a
 box of tampons for his wife.
 She directs him down the correct aisle.
 A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag
 of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
 counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you
 were looking for some tampons for your ! wife?
 He answers, "You see, it's like this,
 yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a
 carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin
 of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's
 sooo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I
 have to roll my own - so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk
 carton!)



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 WIFE VS. HUSBAND

 A couple drove down a country road for
 several miles, not saying a word.
 An earlier discussion had led to an argument
 and
 neither of them wanted to concede their
 position.
 As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
 and pigs,
 the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives
 of yours?"
 "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


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 WORDS
 A husband read an article to his wife about
 how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's
 15,000.
 The wife replied, "The reason has to be
 because we have to repeat everything to men...
 The husband then turned to his wife and
 asked, "What?"



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 CREATION

 A man said to his wife one day, "I don't
 know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all
 at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to
 explain. God made me beautiful so you would be
 attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be
 attracted to you!


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 WHO DOES WHAT
 A man and his wife were having an argument
 about who should brew the coffee each morning.
 The wife said, "You should do it because you
 get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long
 to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in
 charge of cooking around here and you should do it,
 because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
 coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and
 besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do
 the coffee."
 Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show
 me."
 So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
 Testament and showed him at the top of several
 pages, that it indeed says . "HEBREWS"



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 The Silent Treatment
 A man and his wife were having some problems
 at home and were giving each other the silent
 treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
 day, he would need his wife to wake him
 at 5:00 AM for an early morning b usiness
 flight.
 Not wanting to be the first to break the
 silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper:
 "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it
 where he knew she would find it.
 The next morning, the man woke up, only to
 discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his
 flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
 wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
 paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.
 Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of
 contests.


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 God may have created man before woman, but
 there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
 .


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 SHARE THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH
 AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT

 AMY


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Thought of the Day

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