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Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but
at the time they didn't take women.  She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should  she be telling people this story? I
mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't do anything else." --Jay Leno 

 "Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008.  You know why I think she's running?  I think she finally wants to see
what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --J ay Leno 

 "Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen.  Hillary Clinton running for president.  Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while others hate
it." --Conan O'Brien 

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she
couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk." --Jay Leno 

"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he makes
a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank." --Jay Leno 

A student from the Universityof Washingtonhas sold his soul on eBay  for $400.  He's a law student, so he probably  doesn't need it, but still,  that's
not very much.  Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine." -Jay Leno 

"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote.  See, this way all the Clinton's former business partners can vote
for her in 2008." --Jay Leno 

Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through , that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern."
-- Craig Kilborn 

In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living
a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." -- Jay Leno 

"In the book, she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said "I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air. No, I'm sorry, that's what
Monica said." -- David Letterman 

"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United
States.  Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed.  He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family." -- David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her  first party in her new home in Washington.  People said it was a lot like  the parties she used to host
at the White House.  In fact, even the furniture was the same." -- Jay Leno 

"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President  Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions,  saying a promise made, a  promise
broken.  And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch." -- Craig Kilborn 

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful.  Men admire her  because she
allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." -- Jay Leno 

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the  great state of New York.  When they swore her in, she used the Clinton  family Bible. . .the one with
only seven commandments." - -David Letterman 

Thought of the Day

Ask not what you can do for your country; ask what your government is doing to you. 
-Joseph Sobran
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