Enjoy a daily episode of the following old comedy programs at the H4 header(s) following the list of programs:
Abbott And Costello Amos And Andy An Evening With Groucho Andrew Sisters Andy Griffith Archie Andrews Bill Cosby Bing Crosby Blondie And Dagwood Bob Hope Burns And Allen Command Performance Father Knows Best Jack Benny Jimmy Durante Mail Call Milton Berle Red Skelton The Dean Martin Jerry Lewis Show The Jack Paar Show Voice Of The Army
We have daily episodes of the following detective programs:
Adventures By Morse Boston Blackie Calling All Cars Charlie Chan Dick Tracy Dragnet Hercule Poirot Let George Do It Nero Wolfe Nick Carter Master Detective Perry Mason Philip Marlowe Police Headquarters Sam Spade Secrets Of Scotland Yard Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes Smurfmeat That Hammer Guy The Falcon
Daily episodes of the following programs:
Academy Award Theater Authors Playhouse Buck Rogers Campbell Playhouse Cavalcade Of America Encore Theater Family Theater Father Coughlin Ford Theatre Of The Air Hancocks Half Hour Horatio Hornblower Humphrey Bogart Magic Island Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2 N B C University Theatre Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story Philco Radio Time Radio City Playhouse Readers Digest Tarzan The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu Words At War
Daily episodes of the following history programs:
A F R S Armed Forced Vietnam Mr. President Soldiers Of The Press Voices History Winston Churchill World War I I Broadcasts You Are There news01
The following great mystery programs:
Black Museum Cloak And Dagger Counterspy Dangerous Assignment Ellery Queen Incredible But True Molle Mystery Theatre Mr. And Mrs. North Murder At Midnight Ripley's Believe It Or Not Secret Agent K7 Spy Catcher The Saint Vincent Price The Shadow The Whistler This Is Your F B I Top Secret True Detective Mysteries
Daily episodes of the outstanding western programs:
Cisco Kid Fort Laramie Gene Autry Gunsmoke Have Gun Will Travel Hopalong Cassidy Roy Rogers Smiley Burnette Tales Of The Texas Rangers The Lone Ranger The Tom Mix Ralston Straightshooters Wild Bill Hickock
*Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid." *When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was." *An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap." A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!" When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"* She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon." I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. "* I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"* She said, "I can't remember where I live!"* Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me. I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?" *THE SENILITY PRAYER Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.* *Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10. * *oh hell, send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen . . . . I think. * block quote end
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