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Old-Time-Radio Programs in English

Comedy

Enjoy a daily episode of the following old comedy programs at the H4 header(s) following the list of programs:

Abbott And Costello
Amos And Andy
An Evening With Groucho
Andrew Sisters
Andy Griffith
Archie Andrews
Bill Cosby
Bing Crosby
Blondie And Dagwood
Bob Hope
Burns And Allen
Command Performance
Father Knows Best
Jack Benny
Jimmy Durante
Mail Call
Milton Berle
Red Skelton
The Dean Martin Jerry Lewis Show
The Jack Paar Show
Voice Of The Army

https://AccessibleStreaming.com


Detective

We have daily episodes of the following detective programs:

Adventures By Morse
Boston Blackie
Calling All Cars
Charlie Chan
Dick Tracy
Dragnet
Hercule Poirot
Let George Do It
Nero Wolfe
Nick Carter Master Detective
Perry Mason
Philip Marlowe
Police Headquarters
Sam Spade
Secrets Of Scotland Yard
Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone
Sherlock Holmes Smurfmeat
That Hammer Guy
The Falcon

https://OcalaRadio.com


Drama

Daily episodes of the following programs:

Academy Award Theater
Authors Playhouse
Buck Rogers
Campbell Playhouse
Cavalcade Of America
Encore Theater
Family Theater
Father Coughlin
Ford Theatre Of The Air
Hancocks Half Hour
Horatio Hornblower
Humphrey Bogart
Magic Island
Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2
N B C University Theatre
Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story
Philco Radio Time
Radio City Playhouse
Readers Digest
Tarzan
The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu
Words At War

https://assurance.us


History

Daily episodes of the following history programs:

A F R S
Armed Forced Vietnam
Mr. President
Soldiers Of The Press
Voices History
Winston Churchill
World War I I Broadcasts
You Are There
news01

https://autorespond.us


Mystery

The following great mystery programs:

Black Museum
Cloak And Dagger
Counterspy
Dangerous Assignment
Ellery Queen
Incredible But True
Molle Mystery Theatre
Mr. And Mrs. North
Murder At Midnight
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Secret Agent K7
Spy Catcher
The Saint Vincent Price
The Shadow
The Whistler
This Is Your F B I
Top Secret
True Detective Mysteries

https://BlindHost.net


Western

Daily episodes of the outstanding western programs:

Cisco Kid
Fort Laramie
Gene Autry
Gunsmoke
Have Gun Will Travel
Hopalong Cassidy
Roy Rogers
Smiley Burnette
Tales Of The Texas Rangers
The Lone Ranger
The Tom Mix Ralston Straightshooters
Wild Bill Hickock

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Joke of the Day

From:	Dennis 
Sent:	Saturday, March 9, 2019 5:19 PM
To:	Dennis
Subject:	8 Days to the Wearing of the Green!!

Jane from LA has a groaner!

Subject: Irish joke
 
i) The Irish attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it
failed: They ran out of scaffolding.

1~

Geoff from FL sent this one!

For St. Patrick's Day an Irish joke:

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of
furniture in his store, so he went to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and selected a line
that he thought would sell well back home. 
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and
have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite
crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in
the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked
him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned
to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in
English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of
trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a
wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine
for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another
napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They
left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing
romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and
drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance.
They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up. Back at their
table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.
To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture
business!


 "When governments fear the people, there is liberty. 
When people fear the government, there is tyranny."
Thomas Jefferson

~2`

Bill from PA is not Irish!

Oh me god beejesus and begohra what a wickedly funny story from Dublin me
friend mister o'Dennis.  Says Billy Roehl.  Happy O'Day to ye.   

Subject: LASSIES---HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!!

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women
talking at the bar.
 
Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are
you three lassies from Ireland?" 
 
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
 
I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. 
 
Are you three whales from Ireland?"
 
And that's the last thing I remember!

3~~~

Jane sent the gospel truth here, and I can testify to that!

Subject: irish joke
 
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."

~~4``


Here is the other side of nothing!

Thought of the Day


More laws, less justice. 
-Marcus Tullius Ciceroca ( BC)