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Old-Time-Radio Programs in English

Comedy

Enjoy a daily episode of the following old comedy programs at the H4 header(s) following the list of programs:

Abbott And Costello
Amos And Andy
An Evening With Groucho
Andrew Sisters
Andy Griffith
Archie Andrews
Bill Cosby
Bing Crosby
Blondie And Dagwood
Bob Hope
Burns And Allen
Command Performance
Father Knows Best
Jack Benny
Jimmy Durante
Mail Call
Milton Berle
Red Skelton
The Dean Martin Jerry Lewis Show
The Jack Paar Show
Voice Of The Army

https://AccessibleStreaming.com


Detective

We have daily episodes of the following detective programs:

Adventures By Morse
Boston Blackie
Calling All Cars
Charlie Chan
Dick Tracy
Dragnet
Hercule Poirot
Let George Do It
Nero Wolfe
Nick Carter Master Detective
Perry Mason
Philip Marlowe
Police Headquarters
Sam Spade
Secrets Of Scotland Yard
Sherlock Holmes Basil Rathbone
Sherlock Holmes Smurfmeat
That Hammer Guy
The Falcon

https://OcalaRadio.com


Drama

Daily episodes of the following programs:

Academy Award Theater
Authors Playhouse
Buck Rogers
Campbell Playhouse
Cavalcade Of America
Encore Theater
Family Theater
Father Coughlin
Ford Theatre Of The Air
Hancocks Half Hour
Horatio Hornblower
Humphrey Bogart
Magic Island
Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2
N B C University Theatre
Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story
Philco Radio Time
Radio City Playhouse
Readers Digest
Tarzan
The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu
Words At War

https://assurance.us


History

Daily episodes of the following history programs:

A F R S
Armed Forced Vietnam
Mr. President
Soldiers Of The Press
Voices History
Winston Churchill
World War I I Broadcasts
You Are There
news01

https://autorespond.us


Mystery

The following great mystery programs:

Black Museum
Cloak And Dagger
Counterspy
Dangerous Assignment
Ellery Queen
Incredible But True
Molle Mystery Theatre
Mr. And Mrs. North
Murder At Midnight
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Secret Agent K7
Spy Catcher
The Saint Vincent Price
The Shadow
The Whistler
This Is Your F B I
Top Secret
True Detective Mysteries

https://BlindHost.net


Western

Daily episodes of the outstanding western programs:

Cisco Kid
Fort Laramie
Gene Autry
Gunsmoke
Have Gun Will Travel
Hopalong Cassidy
Roy Rogers
Smiley Burnette
Tales Of The Texas Rangers
The Lone Ranger
The Tom Mix Ralston Straightshooters
Wild Bill Hickock

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Joke of the Day

News anchors
News anchors, Dan Rather, Peter Jennings and NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts,
along with one Marine assigned to protect them, were hiking through the Iraq
desert one day when they were captured by Insurgents.  They were tied up,
led to a village, and brought before the leader.

The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the
condemned a last wish so, before we kill and dismember you, do you have any
last requests?"

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan so I'd like one last bowl of hot spicy
chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the
chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song 'O Canada'
one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the Western
world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played
the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die peacefully.

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe
someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Roberts
dictated some comments.  She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final
wish?"  "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.

"What?" asked the leader.Will you mock us in your last hour?"

"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the
Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass.

The Marine went sprawling, rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from
inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he
leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine and sprayed the rest of the
Insurgents with gunfire. In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing
for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings and Roberts, they asked him, "Why
didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"

"What," replied the Marine, "and have you three assholes call me the
aggressor?"

Thought of the Day


No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.   
~Mark Twain (1866)